| King Crab in the House Greetings everyone I am Alaskan King Crab (AKC for short). I do have another name. It is Paralithodes camtschaticus, that is my latin name. By know you are wondering, "AKC what took you so long to join a forum?" Have you tried to get Hi-Speed internet in the Bering Sea? Let's face it, they can put a man on the moon, but they can get the internet in the Bering Sea. My favorite past time is watching the Deadliest Catch captains try to catch me. I have avoided them for my entire life, but find some more fun to play with than others. That guy in the Green and Yellow boat, you call him Phil, we call him Grizzley Bear, he is a pain in my backside. He has been trying to catch me for 20-some years. Then there are the brothers grinn (the black boat). The rockstar and the cowboy. They are funny with their little pranks. (By the way, thanks for the Ford Truck, now I have something to cruise in to pick up the chick with). And finally, those naugthy Norwegians. Those three brothers are the biggest pain. Just when I think I am safe, here comes another pot from the Northwestern. But I will win this game. And you will all help me. I will be gathering Intelligence on their whereabouts, and figured this is the best place to start. I am looking forward to you all helping me in my quest to best the Brothers Hansen, and will the battle for the Bering Sea. |